And the top three worst movies of 2003 are:
3. HOUSE OF THE DEAD
2. THE CAT IN THE HAT
1. FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
And as for the best critical barbs of the year, here are the top three:
3. ”How it stinks, how it reeks, O this CAT IN THE HAT. Like a big pile of something whose past tense is ‘shat.’”
-- Gary Thompson, Philadelphia Daily News, THE CAT IN THE HAT
3. ”I’m dying here.”
-- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone, KANGAROO JACK
1. ”If the producers had dug up Ted Geisel’s body and hung it from a tree, they couldn’t have desecrated the man more.”
-- Ty Burr, Boston Globe, THE CAT IN THE HAT
And congratulations to John Duarte, Darren Gay, and Matt Morris for winning those View Askew 2004 Calendars! Congrats, guys!
