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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall

01	THE BREAK-UP	$39.17 $12759/av
02	X-MEN: THE LAST STAND	$34.02 $9159/av
03	OVER THE HEDGE	$20.65 $5170/avg
04	THE DAVINCI CODE	$18.61 $4953/avg
05	MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III	$4.68 $1756/avg
06	POSEIDON	$3.49 $1283/avg
07	RV	$3.20 $1469/avg
08	SEE NO EVIL	$2.04 $1607/avg
09	AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH	$1.36 $17615/avg
10	JUST MY LUCK	$855K $892/avg

Links

Links to our friends and yes... our contributors - who threatened to walk if we didn't plug their sites and ventures. So here goes:

View Askew Productions
Home of Filmmaker Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse. A must-visit site for fans of the movies Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma & Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Find out up to the date information on Kevin's current projects including news from the man himself.

News Askew
News Askew provides up to the minute updates on all things having to do with Kevin Smith and his alumni of cast from past and present films. When we say up-to-the minute we literally mean up-to-the minute. And for you lushes out there, News Askew is also home of the Drinking Games for all 5 of Kevin's films.

Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash
Jay & Silent Bob's Secret Stash is the well-run merchandise outlet that is filled to the brim with View Askew and Kevin Smith related merchandise. Looking for a Buddy Christ dashboard statue or a movie poster signed by Kevin Smith? Look no further, your dollars belong here.

Angry Naked Pat
Angry Naked Pat is the home base of Brian Lynch's Angry Naked Pat comics and a whole 'nuther web-based entertainment mecca in itself.

Web Askew
Poop Shoot columnist Bob Klein tackles the View Askewniverse with one of the largest informational sites about it. The site comes equipped with a character database, latest news, live chat and more.

Paul Dini's Jingle Belle
Enter the igloo of writer Paul (BATMAN ADVENTURES) Dini's fun-lovin' North Pole-livin' Jingle Belle as she celebrates Christmas year-round...

Mr. Brown's Movie Site/The Movie Report
Since the dawn of the web (1995 - close enough) writer Michael Dequina has been providing movie reviews to moviegoers and celebrities alike. If you like your movie reviews honest and open and without the 'extra hundred words so I can get paid more' mentality, then visit this site and join the mailing list. John Singleton and Robert Rodriguez have done it - so why don't you?

Michael's Review of the Week
Movie Poop Shoot Columnist Michael Crawford (Toy Box) has taken a lifelong obsession with toys and action figures and turned it into a thriving toy and action figure review website. Wondering if the latest STAR WARS or SIMPSONS actions figures are worth it? You will not find another place that goes as indepth as this one.

Captain Capitalism.com
The latest from Powerhouse Animation's Brad Graeber (he of the Clerks-spoofing HEROES short).

Footnote Comics
The companion site to Stephen Lee's well-researched Footnote TV site, this comics-themed site looks at all the legalese in comic books and explains the truth versus the 4-color fiction. Well-illustrated and informative.

Sunset Gun
Hollywood Elsewhere's own Kim Morgan ruminates on movies, music, the Olsen Twins and whatever else strikes her fancy.

Absinthe Original
Check out this site for Absinthe, featured in MOULIN ROUGE, FROM HELL and DEATH BY NUMBERS, among others. And for more on the Rise, Fall and Rebirth Of the Most Mysterious and Misunderstood of Forbidden Liquors, go here.