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You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.
Emilio's 17
Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...
This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'
I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!
Maybe this is all a bad dream too?
Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)
There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.
You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.
This band will go down like a lead balloon
Well, Goodbye there Children...
They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?
Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt
Panic on the streets of Austin
You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!
Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall
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X-MEN: THE LAST STAND |
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OVER THE HEDGE |
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THE DAVINCI CODE |
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MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III |
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POSEIDON |
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RV |
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SEE NO EVIL |
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AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH |
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JUST MY LUCK |
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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
- TV Pilot Review Extra: IFC's Hopeless Pictures, Greg the Bunny, and The Festival
- Bad Santa, Grease, Point of Terror
- Don't Look Back, Popeye, The Fat Spy
- Rashomon, Dirty Dancing, Prince of Space
- Decline of Western Civilization 2: The Metal Years, New York, New York, Frogs
- Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, Envy, The Tingler
- The Haunting, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, Invasion of the Bee Girls
- Bad Lieutenant, House of the Dead, Conan the Destroyer
- Pickup on South Street, Caligula, The Swarm
- B-Fest 2005
- Saturday Night Fever, Ice Pirates, Every Which Way But Loose
- I Am Trying to Break Your Heart, The Postman, The Human Tornado
- The Baddest and Ugliest Movies of 2004
- The Stuntman, The Green Berets, Red Planet Mars
- The Taking of Pelham One Two Three, Bones, The Van
- Dishonored, Barb Wire, The Shape of Things to Come
- The Sting, The Sting II, Batman & Robin
- The Last Picture Show, Xanadu, Hulk Hogan Still Rules
- Tape, Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-Round, The Green Slime
- Broadcast News, 1941, The Apple
- The Seven Year Itch, The Scarlet Letter, Anaconda
- The Testament of Dr. Mabuse, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Warriors
- David Cross: Let America Laugh, Kid Galahad, Aventurera
- Adam's Rib, A View to a Kill, Attack of the Crab Monsters
- Easy Rider, All the Queen's Men, Assassination
- Fanzillacon
- Hopscotch, Weekend at Bernie's, Truck Turner; haiku contest winners
- Frenzy, Slackers, Puma Man
- The Harder They Come, Viva Kneival, Point Break
- Anatomy of a Murder, The Truth About Charlie, Showgirls
- The Awful Truth, Indestructible Man, Vampirella
- Blow Out, Myra Breckinridge, Die! Die! My Darling!
- The Man With No Name Trilogy, Going Overboard, Queen of Outer Space
- The Long Goodbye, Halloween Resurrection, Outlaw Force
- Capturing the Friedmans, Carpool, The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms
- Forbidden Planet, Run, Ronnie, Run, Pink Flamingos
- Before Sunrise, Last Action Hero, Voyage of the Rock Aliens
- In a Lonely Place, Mr. Wrong, Big Money Hustla$
- The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence, Caddyshack II, Bulletproof
- L.A. Confidential, An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn, Gymkata
- Chris Walken's The Dead Zone, The Country Bears and Wild Side
- Three Kings, Wing Commander, Reptilicus
- *EXTRA* -- Bad Disney
- Invasion of the Body-Snatchers, At First Sight, Rhinestone
- Playtime, The Birth of a Nation, Radar Men from the Moon
- Army of Darkness, Shaft, Blood of Ghastly Horror
- Taxi Driver, The Killer That Stalked New York, Psychomania
- Wet, Hot American Summer, Altered States, Terror of Tiny Town
- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Day of the Nightmare, Poochinski
- Stalag 17, Town & Country, Earthquake
- Goldfinger, Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins, Kill Squad
- Paradise Lost, The Double-D Avenger, Five Deadly Venoms
- An American Werewolf in London, The Mesa of Lost Women, Fair Game
- Ed Wood, Cop and a Half, Santo vs the Martians
- The Bad & the Beautiful, Cemetery Man, Howling: New Moon Rising
- Apocalypse Soon: The Making of Citizen Toxie, Doggie Tails, Vol. 1, The Stabilizer
- Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill, Kill, Johnny Mnemonic, Troll 2
- Sherlock Jr., Head, Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal
- Peeping Tom, The Avengers, Something Weird
- When We Were Kings, Basket Case, Mommie Dearest
- The Shining, Highlander 2: The Quickening, Ed
- French Connection, Wild Guitar, Friday the 13th, Part VII: Jason Takes Manhattan; Haiku contest winners
- Bugsy, House Arrest, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane; Haiku contest
- Blazing Saddles, The Jerky Boys, The Evil Within
- The Year in (Crummy) Movies 2003
- White Heat, Murder By Numbers, On Deadly Ground
- Rosemary's Baby, Ringmaster, Evil Brain From Outer Space
- Escape From New York, Ishtar, Godzilla vs. Monster Zero
- Heat, Urban Legends, Wolfman
- Gimme Shelter, Glitter, Cool as Ice
- Charade, The Crawling Eye, Plan 9 From Outer Space
- Roger & Me, Chairman of the Board, Steel
- A Day at the IndieVision Film Festival
- 12 Angry Men, Comic Book Villains, Orca, the Killer Whale
- Total Recall, Hercules in New York, Commando
- Office Space, Double Dragon, Kiss Meets the Phantom
- Sweet Smell of Success, Rollerball, Road House
- The Manchurian Candidate, Spider-Man: The Dragon's Challenge, Killer Nerd
- Hearts of Darkness, Orgy of the Dead, Riki Oh
- Vertigo, The Color of Night, Hell Comes to Frogtown
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